1. The world is full of fascinating problems waiting to be solved.
2. No problem should ever have to be solved twice.
3. Boredom and drudgery are evil.
4. Freedom is good.
5. Attitude is no substitute for competence.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Testimonial
For Avinav:
Spider-pig, spider-pig
Does whatever a spider-pig does
Spins a web!
No he can't
That's because he's a spider-pig!
Look out!
Here comes the spider-pig!
Okay, not an exact description of Avi: I agree he's not pink. But the rest matches pretty well: He's animated, fat n flabby, has almost no hair and is responsible for a lot of shit :P
But nevertheless, to ensure that he accepts this testimonial, I must say that he's quite a jovial character who loves the shouting bits in life. "Singapore/Japan/(generic Asian country) ROCKS!" is reputed to be his war-cry.
Just to point out tho: Avi does beat the pig in one aspect: He has two really cool opposable thumbs which he uses to hold all sorts of fancy things. Poor spidy-pig can't do that at all! :P
Now sing along: "Look out! Here comes the Spider-pig!"
(He didn't accept it. Sore loser :P)
(UPDATE: He's accepted it now. Yay! :D)
Spider-pig, spider-pig
Does whatever a spider-pig does
Spins a web!
No he can't
That's because he's a spider-pig!
Look out!
Here comes the spider-pig!
Okay, not an exact description of Avi: I agree he's not pink. But the rest matches pretty well: He's animated, fat n flabby, has almost no hair and is responsible for a lot of shit :P
But nevertheless, to ensure that he accepts this testimonial, I must say that he's quite a jovial character who loves the shouting bits in life. "Singapore/Japan/(generic Asian country)
Just to point out tho: Avi does beat the pig in one aspect: He has two really cool opposable thumbs which he uses to hold all sorts of fancy things. Poor spidy-pig can't do that at all! :P
Now sing along: "Look out! Here comes the Spider-pig!"
(He didn't accept it. Sore loser :P)
(UPDATE: He's accepted it now. Yay! :D)
Monday, August 13, 2007
The Duke's Tush?
A tiny trek, but a very pretty one :) The perfect monsoon trek, complete with rains, wind, wrong trails, buffaloes charging, bad puns (see title :P), waterfalls and terrible singing! :D
Misty Mountain Hop
Monday, August 06, 2007
Out of the Blue
Imagine a thug-like shape skulking in a dark alleyway behind a shady pub, with a proverbial baseball bat in one hand and a broken bottle in the other: Waiting for some little innocent chap to enter it's lair so that it can be trapped, beaten up and then left alone just before the cops arrive.
Imagine a shadowy creature lurking behind tall blades of grass. Waiting, watching, hidden, neatly invisible. And then, suddenly, as the poor prey passes by, helplessly unaware, it JUMPS out and leaps on the unsuspecting victim!
What is it you ask? A cheetah? The alien from Predator? A Physics Professor? No! It's The First Day of Work!
And to compound matters, it was a MONDAY. Yes,
Monday, Dreaded Monday (to be said in a deep, sinister, slightly-Irish accent).
I could never get the hang of Mondays. And after 3 months of continuous Sundays, this Monday was particularly severe. It began at 6:30 AM - and to all those who've never sighted this un-daily hour, yes the Sun is up already. Damn Sun. Can't even let it be - all bright and shiney even before the day has begun. Gah.
On the bright side, the commute wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. I'll be ready tomorrow to wrestle the damn creature to the ground! Hahah!
Gnite :)
Imagine a shadowy creature lurking behind tall blades of grass. Waiting, watching, hidden, neatly invisible. And then, suddenly, as the poor prey passes by, helplessly unaware, it JUMPS out and leaps on the unsuspecting victim!
What is it you ask? A cheetah? The alien from Predator? A Physics Professor? No! It's The First Day of Work!
And to compound matters, it was a MONDAY. Yes,
Monday, Dreaded Monday (to be said in a deep, sinister, slightly-Irish accent).
I could never get the hang of Mondays. And after 3 months of continuous Sundays, this Monday was particularly severe. It began at 6:30 AM - and to all those who've never sighted this un-daily hour, yes the Sun is up already. Damn Sun. Can't even let it be - all bright and shiney even before the day has begun. Gah.
On the bright side, the commute wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. I'll be ready tomorrow to wrestle the damn creature to the ground! Hahah!
Gnite :)
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