An Explosion of Colour

Someone stepped on it

my toe
takes on colours
of a primitive television:

green in the morning
purple by 'noon
and rotten by the good 'ol eve'

.

Stop laughing.

The Same Old Theme

The entire world is a drug
A mere figment of a very
Cruel imagination.

He could have thought of beautiful crystals
He could have thought of peace
But He chose to gift the world with
Retarded lies and disease.

Reality is an illusion;
It refuses to go away
Can I go to my own sweet world
Of red evening sunsets and Starlight Glades?

The North Pole Discovers Mary Jane

To The Sphinx

Who are you? Asked the riddler:
Gatekeeper to another world

I am a Knight of great valour
I killed and slayed without remorse
I conquered patches of Earth
And fashioned a kingdom.

But in the end
A younger me
Did usurp my role.

Who are you? Asked the riddler:
Gatekeeper to another world

I am a thief and a master of deceit
I tricked and turned and groveled at feet
I grew a fortune that
Wanted men keep.

My son did learn from me
And threw me overboard.

Who are you? Asked the riddler:
Gatekeeper to another world

I am the one with a heart of gold
It took me everywhere without much force.
I did not win
I only grew old

Yet in the end I still have this
Heart of gold.

Retro / Rasta

I man.

Here be da pictures of da Rasta.


Every body want to talk like rasta. Wanna look like rasta. But only I and I be true Rasta. You overstand I brederen?


The Great Jah commands I to click on da pictures.


Until the Coming of H.I.M., peace, I brederen. May the 70's be everliving.

Rastalavista, Baby :-P

Hey look man! Look what these buttons do!

Hey man. Youknow people often ask me why the 70's was such a cool time man. And youknow what man? I Know why. God told me. Like Yeah man. While I was travelling in a bus. Try and guess man.

Oh look! Tea man! Exotic! Heh. I'm the King of England!... Off with their heads!

No man. It wasn't like the brightly coloured trucks man. What man Not Star Wars. MAD Comics. Yeah those could be but like God, man. He said man. He said...

It's a "tobacco water pipe" not a "bong", man.

He said man that what made the 70's so cool are us man. Us hippies. Yeah man. Like imagine the 70's without us. There'd just be like the random flowerly tents with no one in them man!... The 70's would be overrun by Disco-going lowlifes if we weren't there to punch them in the face man.

Woah dude! Is that like Japanese Anime man? Wow! I didn't know frogs could fly man.

Hey look! A C compiler! Man that's so cool! No more JNZs or RRCs! man.

Hey I may have been in the IT industry before I found those smoking.. um I mean "filming" Jazz artists man.

Hey man you wanna go jump off like that cliff over there?

Wooden Woodpeckers

Don't peck at it. ;-)

Dumbass

Disclaimer: To the guys mentioned below: If you feel insulted, then don't get upset with me. Hey, the truth hurts. Do this: Just ask the other people (below) if you deserve the Dunce Cap after what you did (or are doing). You'll see nods of agreement :-P

... ... ...

KP's zis guy youknow. He's a Dumbass. You see, he needs some marks to pass a course. And ofcourse, there are some course assignments worth.. *10 marks*! Perfect huh? But ofcourse, he hasn't submitted them. What does that make him? Yes... a Dumbass.

Emani's zis guy youknow. Like KP, he is also a Dumbass. In addition to being a Dumbass, he is also a Frigtard. Here is why: For years, he's been driving drunk. No, not just "Oh, 1 beer! I can drive" type drunk, but a "I might be [sarcasm]slightly[/sarcasm] high, but I've done this before" - that type of drunk.

Yes, I know - doing that only makes him a Dumbass and not a Frigtard. But here the punch: He drives a bike. And he drives it and speeds which might be dangerous even when *not* soaked (Clap clap clap: Emani's now promoted to Frigtard!) So, now he's totalled his bike and fractured his hand. He is also lucky to be alive. Dumbass Frigtard. (Oh, please send him "Get well soon.... DUMBASS!" messages ;) )

At this point, I would also like to mention Krishna "But the coach maaroed senti to play, rey!" Ramkumar. Playing Inter IIT with a broken knee, risking not being able to walk for life. Yes. Dumbass.

I realized yesterday that some of my friends are Dumbasses. With a Capital D. Now go up and read the disclaimer.

Sing Along with The Beatles

(Thanks to Kristopher.)

Glimpses of what transpired during the projects:

Yesterday
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay
Now my database has gone away
Oh I believe in yesterday.....

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say
Now all my data's gone and I long for
yesterday-ay-ay-ay

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away
I knew my data was all here to stay
Now I believe in yesterday

Let It Be
When I find my code in tons of trouble
Friends and colleagues come to me
speaking words of wisdom: Write in C
As the deadline fast approaches
And bugs are all that I can see
Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
LOGO's dead and buried
Write in C

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN
For science it worked flawlessly
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly
Soon you will be glad to Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, yeah, Write in C
BASIC's not the answer
Write in C
Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
Pascal won't quite cut it
Write in C

Imagine
Imagine there's no Windows
It's easy if you try
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!
Imagine never ending hard disks
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money
You may say I'm a hacker
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM

Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can
No need for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again

Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time!
You may say I'm a hacker
But I'm not the only one
Maybe someday I'll be a cracker
And then I'll make Windows run....