On a little incident that happened, oh I dunno about 14 billion years ago (6000 years according to some).
God was happy, strolling about the edge of the Universe, which was all dark and empty since nothing had been created yet.
So here He was, whistling, being nonchalant and generally having a good time when he had a solid brainwave: He would create Man. Oh, what a jolly idea!
So he lists all the dependencies required for the creation of Man and then gets started. He picks his most ominous, most deep and mesmerising voice and utters in loud tones, "LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
And there was... still nothing. "Damn!”, he muttered. "How does one go about this?", he wondered.
And to the rescue came the brooding Lucifer. He sighed and blinked his left eye and created billions and trillions of atoms of Hydrogen.
"Are you effing crazy?", exclaimed God, "You're filling my Universe with absolute junk man!"
And Lucifer replied, which brings us to the punch line of this particular blog post:
Hydrogen is a light, colourless, odourless gas, which given enough time turns into people.
Lucifer is genius.