Friday, December 28, 2007

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Someone stepped on it

my toe
takes on colours
of a primitive television:

green in the morning
purple by 'noon
and rotten by the good 'ol eve'


Stop laughing.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

The Same Old Theme

The entire world is a drug
A mere figment of a very
Cruel imagination.

He could have thought of beautiful crystals
He could have thought of peace
But He chose to gift the world with
Retarded lies and disease.

Reality is an illusion;
It refuses to go away
Can I go to my own sweet world
Of red evening sunsets and Starlight Glades?

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Friday, December 21, 2007

To The Sphinx

Who are you? Asked the riddler:
Gatekeeper to another world

I am a Knight of great valour
I killed and slayed without remorse
I conquered patches of Earth
And fashioned a kingdom.

But in the end
A younger me
Did usurp my role.

Who are you? Asked the riddler:
Gatekeeper to another world

I am a thief and a master of deceit
I tricked and turned and groveled at feet
I grew a fortune that
Wanted men keep.

My son did learn from me
And threw me overboard.

Who are you? Asked the riddler:
Gatekeeper to another world

I am the one with a heart of gold
It took me everywhere without much force.
I did not win
I only grew old

Yet in the end I still have this
Heart of gold.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Retro / Rasta

I man.

Here be da pictures of da Rasta.

Every body want to talk like rasta. Wanna look like rasta. But only I and I be true Rasta. You overstand I brederen?

The Great Jah commands I to click on da pictures.

Until the Coming of H.I.M., peace, I brederen. May the 70's be everliving.

Rastalavista, Baby :-P

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Hey look man! Look what these buttons do!

Hey man. Youknow people often ask me why the 70's was such a cool time man. And youknow what man? I Know why. God told me. Like Yeah man. While I was travelling in a bus. Try and guess man.

Oh look! Tea man! Exotic! Heh. I'm the King of England!... Off with their heads!

No man. It wasn't like the brightly coloured trucks man. What man Not Star Wars. MAD Comics. Yeah those could be but like God, man. He said man. He said...

It's a "tobacco water pipe" not a "bong", man.

He said man that what made the 70's so cool are us man. Us hippies. Yeah man. Like imagine the 70's without us. There'd just be like the random flowerly tents with no one in them man!... The 70's would be overrun by Disco-going lowlifes if we weren't there to punch them in the face man.

Woah dude! Is that like Japanese Anime man? Wow! I didn't know frogs could fly man.

Hey look! A C compiler! Man that's so cool! No more JNZs or RRCs! man.

Hey I may have been in the IT industry before I found those smoking.. um I mean "filming" Jazz artists man.

Hey man you wanna go jump off like that cliff over there?